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November 11th, 2008 dorothy Posted in The Lab |

Back in October of ‘05, we came out to Oakland to apartment hunt.  Wandering around the Lake Merritt vicinity with our friend, Emmett, we stumbled upon a scene the memory of which continues to cause side splitting laughter.  Domestic unrest, involving Lunchables, unfolded rapidfire in the Quik Stop parking lot.  We definitely felt a pang of sympathy for the seemingly hapless “fat bitch” (neither grossly overweight nor female), though it is unknown if the attack was justified.

Thanks to the cooperation of several friends, we bring you this reenactment, a docudramedy.